Be careful not to stray.
you are a meanie and a bully!
you need a time out >:C
Anonymous

You speak to me as though I were five years old. I’ll do what I wish.

all i see when i close my eyes is you floating in the nude
i guess i'm grateful for my asexuality, or else that image might have ruined my sex life

Your more-or-less petty discomforts are of no concern to me.

Are you Papa Smurf?

I am hardly one of your fictional little blue men.

I'm curious as to how exactly you made your servants. Poisoned wine is one thing, but how did you put them back together again?

My extensive studies are what pulled through for me here. I’ve partaken in rigorous biology studies both here and back home, and as such, I was able to concoct my own methods for re-piecing them, even if they were merely humans… I must say, they listen to me far more attentively now.

I would go into further detail, but revealing too much would be… dangerous.

[[ Almost 100 followers now? My goodness, I have to say I’m extremely flattered, thank you! My apologies that I’ve been slow on answers! One of my downfalls is my darned perfectionism and so I’ve been taking my time. On that note, I’ll be closing Alexander’s ask box after a while so that I can catch up.

I’m going to be busy the rest of this week and the next [road trip to the next state over!], but I’ll see you all then! Take care. <3 ]]

AUGH WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THAT WINE AUGH
Anonymous

Chemical variables of a questionable nature. To say the very least.

askhazel:

(( Kitty Daniel has competition lol no not really mine’s terrible /cries ))


[[ I&#8217;m not sorry for this. ]]

askhazel:

(( Kitty Daniel has competition lol no not really mine’s terrible /cries ))

[[ I’m not sorry for this. ]]

I simply must know...
Who does your hair?
It's ravishing, by the way.

I thank you. I take care of it myself, though I hardly go to extensive lengths to do so.

askanamnesiac:

…oh now that’s just disrespectful. Damn you Alexander, you cruel bastard.

My apologies, Daniel, but it&#8217;s hardly my fault you make this sort of thing so easy.

askanamnesiac:

…oh now that’s just disrespectful. Damn you Alexander, you cruel bastard.

My apologies, Daniel, but it’s hardly my fault you make this sort of thing so easy.